My miles program

Hello, you've reached the miles department, all of our personal miles coordinators are currently helping other customers find out that their miles are about as good as a plane without any gas, Mr Rodgers' sweater collection without Mr Rodgers, or trying to cry your way out of a drunk in public ticket. Dave Matthews without his band? McDonald's without corn? MILK WITHOUT COOKIES?!?!

RRRAH. Im not even going to bore you with the story. Not worth your time.

Oh, hey guys, how do you do?!

Saw some horses, took a bunch of ride-by pictures, they were being all shy and stuff but couldn't help looking to see what the heck was going by, so they tried to hide behind the fence. Fail. Its tough when your a giant animal to be inconspicuous.

So there was the second race of the year yesterday in McDowell Park up in who knows what part of phoenix. "Hey Jim how did it go?" Well.... I can show you how it felt...

Not really a bad thing this early in the year and the day after the shootout, but not fun. It was like dealing with airline miles, you may feel like your working really hard, but you seem to get literally nowhere, and maybe in this guys case, sometimes backwards.

Got to watch the Superbowl, but only the second half. By far my favorite ad was the one with all the old stuffed animals jumping the kia. I don't think i saw anything as good as the 1-second commercial for miller last year, "HIGH LIFE!" and nothing beats terry tate.



Unbeatable.

Whelp, i just enjoyed a nice hour long exploration on the bike at 4 miles an hour. Time for a shower, but, admittedly, its really just to get the sunscreen off. Enjoy your weeks!